Halloween Dance

Even the DJ abdicated

Happy Halloween!

I was a monster
You were a caveman
We made a scene
On the dance floor pretty darlin'
It was Halloween
I'd never seen ya
Make yourself
So available—
The look in your eyes
It was spooky

You called me bra
I called you bra-strap
We had a chuckle
High fives fist bumps flyin'
I think that you broke my knuckle

If one more guy says
He finds me
strangely attractive
I'm gonna kick in the nuts
I made up my mind
to keep my mouth shut

We were dancin' and drinkin'
And thinkin' we had it made
It was your party and everyone left
Even the DJ abdicated

Yeah, he split...

I’ve timed this newsletter to publish just as my colonoscopy begins at 10:30 am on Halloween.

Wish me luck.

I remain your humble servant,

OX&C,

Faux Jean