Poopy Pants (Cassette Urdemo)

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Faux Peeps,

Today I ask that you watch the video on Youtube . . .

One thing that stands out on today’s song addition to the “Mixed Up Files” album series over on Bandcamp is that I really deliver the line “Turds!”

‘Kin nailed it, Bra.

Listen to the song “Poopy Pants (Cassette Urdemo)” in the player below:

Or listen while watching the lyric video for said song:

I remain your humble servant,

OX&C,

Faux Jean

I remain your humble servant,

OX&C,

Faux Jean

Here are the lyrics for today’s song:

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Poopy Pants

Not long after the publication of the Gutenberg Bible,
A Book came out called “Till Eulenspiegel”
And, uh, Till sold S-H-I-T

Here’s a song for all the kids
They all know it rhymes with “It”
And it starts with “SSHHHH”
“S-H-I-T” spells poopy pants

Oh “S-H-I-T”
and Crap
“S-H-I-T”
and Turds
“S-H-I-T”
Don’t you know it’s not that bad Don’t you know
“S-H-I-T” is poopy pants Oh No!

There’s a notion among the
leaders of our country that dung
When called a certain name is wrong
And you cannot say it on T.V.
(Or the radio)

Oh,
“S-H-I-T”
and Poop
“S-H-I-T”
and Crap
“S-H-I-T”
Is poopy pants and that is wrong Poopy Pants
“S-H-I-T”
Is poopy pants
Not on T.V.
or on the radio.

credits

from From the Mixed Up Files of Mr. Matthew T. Schindler, Volume 12, released March 25, 2025
Words and music by Matty Schindler, aka Faux Jean