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Poverty is the Enemy

Friday Schmeye-day

Faux Jean
May 22
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Faux Friends,

It was just about a year ago that I posted “Give me a C,” where I talked about this new song that I was working on that I was excited about.

Good news: I’m still excited about it! Art is an amazing outlet, I tell you.

Three-hundred-and-eighty-some days later, I think I’ve got the lyrics down. (Slow and steady wins the race.)

I’ve released an a cappella version of the song on my BandCamp site, as a teaser of sorts. I wish you’d listen here in the player I’ve provided for you. (This is a weird one, btw.)

Here are the words:

A wop bop a loo bop

Wop Bam Boom, yeah

It’s a free country

that’s what they say

It’s a free country

I’ve heard it said

Though you know they say

so many things

that look good on paper

but they don’t mean

much of anything

Like what does free even mean

if we ain’t all protected equally

under the law?

A wop bop a loo bop

Wop Bam Boom

Let’s talk about the elephant in the room

slavery and genocide

it’s our history

don’t try to hide

manifest destiny

growing pains

you and me

violence obsessed

fetishize getting undressed

the war machine complex

Ike warned us it was coming next

America what’s wrong with you

You forgot the golden rule

Do unto others as you would have others

Do unto you

It’s a free country

I heard it said

It’s a free thing

that’s what they say

Poverty is the enemy (poverty poverty)

Hate is the enemy (gotta hate haters)

Greed is the enemy (don’t blame the 80s)

War is the enemy (more on that later)

Ignorance is the enemy (don’t be an idiot)

Lies are the enemy (let’s try to be honest)

Fascists are the enemy (nattering nabobs)

Intolerance is the enemy (Try to understand)

Nazis are the enemy

Racists are the enemy

So, as you can see

if you’re living in a free country

and you’re trying to live up to those ideals

there’s going to be a lot of enemies

but really, in a free country

shouldn’t you be able to go skinny dipping?

shouldn’t you be able to just take off your clothes

jump in the lake and NOT go to jail?

Come on, let’s go skinny-dipping!

What do you say guys,

Let’s get naked!

That is all, hope you had a great weekend!

OX&C,

FAUX JEAN

p.s. why not share this with a friend?

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