Lippy McSmacky

I don’t remember

the exact origin of Lippy McSmacky, but it had something to do with some blowhard slash buffoon, and my old college pal Gil Kaufman saying about that buffoon something to the effect of: “He’s the kind of guy that would hang out a bar called Lippy McSmacky’s.”¹

Makes a pretty good song title at the end of the day.²

Here is the last song of Volume Sixteen of “From the Mixed Up Files of Mr. Matthew T. Schindler.” It is the bed music for the above video, or you can listen to it without old Faux prattling on about the BFL in the player below:

The Summer Solstice falls on Sunday, June 21, 2026, and so I will change the Volume number of the “Mixed Up Files” album series to Seventeen when I release a new song next Tuesday.³

That’s just how we do it over here.

I remain you humble servant,

OX&C,

Faux Jean

Lyrics are:

OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHALKA

OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHALKA

OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHALKA

OOGA-OOGA-OOGA-CHALKA

1. And this was communicated to me by one T.J. Riley

2. This song was created on an iPad using Garageband, and I believe I did the OOGA-CHALKAs using the built-in microphone. It’s a dumb song for a dumb time in America.

3. Gotta come up with a new album cover!